HELP SUPPORT OUR WORK

Finding and ministering to fallen women and moral degenerates is an expensive proposition. Unlike televangelists and deranged cults, we do not have intellectually challenged followers who blindly send us money on a regular basis, and keep us living a life of luxury while we secretly live a lifestyle we so publically condem.

However, should you wish to blindly send us money on a regular basis, without any accountability on our part, please - by all means feel free to do so.

Any donations would be appreciated, and spent traveling among these folks in dire need of salvation, at motorcycle events, heavy metal concerts, and bars.

Welcome to Ben Dover Ministries

The home of quality salvation at affordable prices!

How are we different from other ministries you ask? Well, the biggest differences are the things we don't do - such as we do not....

Molest children

Own diamond mines in Africa

Protest funerals with our inbred congregation

Claim our founder read through rocks

Condem science

Try to force our beliefs on everyone else

Kill ourselves to ride a comet

Handle snakes

Get caught in a car with porn and a hooker

Own private jets

Claim we are are aliens who were nuked in a volcano

Tell our congregation how to vote

Promote bigotry

Run 'Faith Healing' scams

Call for at least 10% of your income

Claim God tells us how you should live your life

Pay hush-money to cover up affairs

Bang family member's wives

Claim man walked with dinosaurs 5,000 years ago

Sell our religion door-to-door

Hand out cyanide-laced Kool-Aid to our followers

Have multiple wives and live on welfare

Claim to be an ancient ass-hat who understands credit cards

Suck the farts out of dead horses

Other religious leaders have done all the above - except maybe the sucking farts from dead horses, I don't really know about that one. So, by comparison we are quite benign and holy. Why not give us your money instead of those other hypocritical frauds? At least we are honest frauds. Think about it.